Election WINNERS?

What are the chances that an election would be going on in Canada and the US at the same time. Pretty good if you consider that, in the US, a child could be born when the election process starts, and be walking and talking by the time it finishes.
In the US the candidates have high priced image consultants that make sure that they look good and show personality. In Canada, not the same thing at all, a couple of the leaders are pretty stiff. It’s so bad, that big drug companies are trying to hand out a few nicknames, Harper is toying with the nickname, Viagra, and Dion seems to be heading for, Cialias. Lets face it, in Canada it’s really a race between the Conservatives and the Liberals and the one thing that either leader wants is, E. D., which stands for “Election Deficit”. Who’s going to win, well it’s “hard” to say. Who ever wins, with nicknames like that, you just know what they’re going to do to Canadians over the next 4 years.
Now, everyone wants to know who’s going to win the US election. I’m going to make a prediction here, which based on the amount of displayed lawn signs. McCain or Obama who has more signs? As I see it right now the winner will be some guy by the name of.... “Foreclosure”.
Which ever country you live in, on election day, just get out and VOTE!
Thanks for the read.
Bryan Cox







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Really SCARY Halloween

Well Halloween is almost upon us and the search for the scariest costume starts. This year if you really want to scare folks I would suggest dress up as the past CEO of Fanny Mae, Freddy Mac or Lehman Brothers. People will recognize you right away because of the limo your riding in and the golden parachute strapped to your back. You must also barge up to every door while kicking the little people out of the way. It’s very important to remember that when you arrive at the door and the person scolds you for your abuse of the little ones, you must say “Sorry it wasn’t my fault and by the way I need at least half your candy before I leave...you owe it to me”.
If you really want to have some fun at this time of the year here’s a plan. I always get weird looks when I do this. Here’s what you need...a spray bottle filled with water, a long dirty trench coat and a very crazed shaky appearance. During the busiest time of the day, go to the store. Before you go in spray your face with the water. Now go a get a bag of apples and a package of razor blades. Head up to the check up line, with water slowly dripping down your face, start rolling your eyes, throw in a few shaky jerky movements, then turn to a few folks in line and say something like...” I love Halloween, hope there’s tons of kids this year”.

Have a safe and happy halloween kids and thanks for the read.
Bryan Cox


















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