Humor in the Price of Gas

I love the advertising that big oil is doing now. Look at us we’re “Saving the Earth”. This kind of advertising sure makes us all feel so much better when we’re paying record prices at the pump. I know that we all think, as we watch the dollars click by on the pump, WOW...I’m actually help save the Earth by filling up. If you think that...it should be against the law for you to drive. With the record profits that big oil is making they could afford to reforrestate the entire Earth. Well that’s a start...lol
I thought if David Letterman can do a Top Ten why can’t Big Bry ?
You know gas is expensive .......
10. When the gas station attendant is in a tux has white gloves when filling your car.
9. You fill up your Mercedes Smart Car once and you get a platinum card from AMEX
8. When auto maker web sites have a mileage and gas fill calculator
7. When your car payment is lower than the fill.
6. When the prize on Survivor..... is a tank full of gas
5. When society has terms like “The Homeless” “Less Fortunate” and “The Tankless”.
4. When Food Banks build next to the gas stations.
3. When it becomes a family issue... to fill up or send your kid to college.
2. When Los Angeles applies for Third World Nation status
And the #1 reality check to tell you that gas is expensive is
1. When you can impress Paris Hilton just by showing her your gas receipt.

Thanks for the read...and if you can come up with any more...just "comment"

Bryan Cox

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